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princeofkawaii:

middleshiner:

why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?

They can’t swallow because that’s gay

(Source: middleshiner-archive, via wanksclifford)

blackjackmothafucka:

This is the devil’s favorite post

(Source: pleatedjeans, via ty-the-trans-guy)

death-by-summer:

spoken-not-written:

lego is just bricks but small

that was deep man

(via spoken-not-written)

bogleech:

florafaunagifs:

Leaf bug (Phyllium giganteum)

The constant wobbling as they move is a part of their disguise, making it seem as though the “leaf” is only moving because of a light breeze.

If you blow on one it will also shake around in the hopes of matching any actual surrounding leaves

(via ricky7odriosola)

internetgf:

i feel like i got a virus from reblogging this

internetgf:

i feel like i got a virus from reblogging this

(Source: lavagoth, via teen-derp)